Once upon a time, a man joined the Navy. Then he asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said “NO”.....and the Navy man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, made many cruises, got good promotions and duty stations and screwed skinny big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum, did shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and chased cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on cruise and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.